These are all good and well for a regular-sized person, but when you are plus-sized you get a few bonus sayings thrown in for good measure. Clichés are sometimes a necessary part of survival in modern society. I know and accept that they are not true because I am not a box of KFC dunked wings, I’m hung like a Jack Russel and in my late 30’s I’m ready for a retirement home, but we still say them because it’s polite. We say these things to make ourselves feel better. For instance, “You are what you eat”, “It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” or “Life begins at 40”. There are many sayings in this life that we learn to live with as part of everyday living. On a good night, and if the other guy’s drunk enough…